Biblical Knowledge
Two unwed vegetarians were knowing each other in the biblical sense when a rabbi, a priest, and a butcher entered the bedroom. The vegetarians, who were at the time inextricably engaged in the tossed salad position, were taken aback, but not enough to call the whole thing off. As the woman belonged to his congregation, the rabbi spoke first. "This hanky panky is not kosher," he announced.
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