Flight Attendant Bloopers
"Please be careful when opening the overhead bins as the continents may have shifted during our flight."
I knew it was a long flight, but I didn't think it was that long.
I once misheard an announcement, probably due to the flight attendant's accent. My fellow passengers must have thought I was nuts when I started laughing out loud, but I could have sworn she said, "Your seat cushion may be used as a flirtation device."
Please share any in-flight bloopers you may have heard.