Thursday, July 23, 2009

Michael Jackson's Tortoise-Shell Hat

This was a dream, and it obviously has something to do with the fact that I work as a proofreader for advertising and catalogs in the retail/fashion industry.

The latest trend in men's headwear, it turns out, is tortoise shells. Not hats, caps, or helmets made from tortoise shell, I mean full, large tortoise shells. And Michael Jackson is going to come back from the dead to do a photo shoot for us wearing a tortoise shell on his head.

At the photo shoot the undead Michael Jackson, with an enormous tortoise shell on his head, looks ghastly, but no more so than in real life.


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